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sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

(via inf-amy)

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via corriannelouise)

majortvjunkie:

taking selfies of your face with the flash on is the #1 way to destroy confidence

(via broisto)